Another darling collection of the words out of my mouth over the last couple of weeks.
1. Get the hose out of your mouth.
2. The first boy asleep will get a surprise!
3. Elliot: No. You have choices too, mama. Know what your choices are? I can not chose one of your choices or I can stay home. You can chose.
Elliot uses dazzling logic in an attempt to get out of going to school.
4. I see two boys who won't be getting any cake. Keep it up - so I can eat yours.
5. Feet do not go on penises.
6. No dinos on your penis!
7. No toys on your penis!
8. Put your penis back in the toilet.
9. I can't read through that balloon.
10. If you don't stop hitting me with that balloon, I will take it away and pop it.
11. Rarrrrrrrr. Nipplecakes!