Felix has a pet monkey. An imaginary monkey. It's mischievous. It lives in the trees and steals penises with which to decorate the branches. This monkey will pull your head off and poke out your eyes. But he's a good guy, a friend.
Felix actively looks for him on the walk to school. And talks to him. After bath or when changing his pants after a pee accident, he'll frantically try to dress himself before the monkey gets there. It started charming but has veered towards slightly alarming. But all the questioning seems to show he's made it all up in his twisted little brain.
So we may have some sociopathic issues with this one as an adult.
Just another thing to look forward to in 2012! Happy New Year, peeps!