Almost worse than running with scissors

is turning your back on a preschooler with scissors. Who knew those dull things were so sharp? Well, at least it wasn't his hair. Or MY hair!!!

Luckily, it's just an old sweater and an even older placemat.

Laundry basket wasn't so old, though. Boo!

An Elliot funny for today:

I was sweeping the floor this morning and Elliot calls out in a voice full of excitement: "Mama - some of your dirts are moving!!!" And then in a stage whisper, slightly alarmed - "Hey! It's BUGS!!!"